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patrickjnorton
Reviews
Heckler (2007)
How do you give a bad review to a movie whose whole point is how much bad reviews hurt celebrities' feelings?
There are only two reviews on here, and one of them (the gushing, 10 stars, 'I laughed my ass off' review) is obviously a plant. but the other guy basically has it right. the movie starts off solidly, examining the interaction between live performers and hecklers, and interviewing comedians who've had to deal with hecklers while they, the comedians, are performing. that was interesting, and had some funny moments when the performers get to fight back. I can't imagine being a stand-up, let alone dealing with a heckler, so you get a good sense of the terror you feel when you start to lose control of an audience. but then the movie goes much broader and begins to examine all hecklers, or critics, and their motives behind posting bad or mean reviews of movies. while it seems perfectly reasonable to me to at least call out the critics when they stop reviewing and start recklessly bashing, problems arise when they start naming movies that got viciously bad reviews, and most of the movies they name are frankly terrible. Jamie Kennedy seems stunned that people didn't like "Malibu's Most Wanted" or "Son of the Mask", and even while interviewing his critics never really listens to their responses. he argues that they have no real intellectual basis for critiquing his or others' films because they've never been in the entertainment industry. by his logic the bloggers have no right because they're just losers writing from their parents' basements, and the professional critics have no right because they're just failed writers themselves who never made it in their desired profession. who then, if not his audience or his actual critics, can criticize his movies? In my humble opinion, the beginning of this movie worked quite well, if only because no one likes a heckler, they interrupt a performance and try to divert attention to themselves. Todd Glass (interviewed in "Heckler")has a great youtube video up of him destroying a heckler, not simply for interrupting his and others' sets, but for treating the wait staff badly. It's great, and he puts her in her place. But criticizing a movie, no matter how viciously or stupidly, just isn't the same thing. The film was watched, allowed to run its full course, and either you liked it or you didn't. In the same way that various comedians argue that if an audience member doesn't like a show they have the right to quietly leave, people in the entertainment industry have the right to stop reading reviews by people whose opinions they know to be no better than idiot hecklers. They don't complain when the critics love their films, so they're going to have to live with it when they occasionally hate them. "Heckler" in the end just didn't work for me.
(Editor's note: after this review, Patrick was promptly maced and escorted out of IMDb by security.)
Point Break (1991)
lives up to its reputation
I'm a film junkie and had never gotten around to seeing this one. I've seen "Tank Girl" (to name another lori petty movie) and I hadn't seen this. But this lived up to the hype. It also lives up to every "you're a cop living on the edge" movie cliché...but for some reason that rubbed me entirely the right way here. there are scenes of laughably bad dialogue, with keanu and gary busey not being ones to elevate bad dialogue in the first place, but again that failed to bother me. the action scenes were well done, memorable, original, and the chase scenes were heroically over the top (one in particular, I think, was borrowed heavily upon for a chase scene in "Brick," a recommended film in my opinion). the plot worked, and keanu's blank stare again worked implausibly in his favor. perhaps this explains my atheism. anyway, there are probably 1000 positive reviews for this movie, but I recommend it, and you can trust me.
Fay Grim (2006)
Far Better Than I Expected
When I first heard that Hal Hartley was doing a sequel to Henry Fool, I was excited (it's been a personal favorite for years now), and then wary when I heard it had something to do with terrorism. Having just seen it though, I was surprised to find that it worked, while still being an entirely different sort of movie than Henry Fool. The writing and direction were both dead on and the acting was superb...especial kudos go to Hartley for reassembling virtually the whole cast, right down to Henry's son, who was only four in the original. Like I said though, this movie is quite different from the first, but it works: I reconciled myself with the change in tone and subject matter to the fact that 10 years have passed and the characters would have found themselves in very different situations since the first film ended. In this case, an unexpected adventure ensues...and that's about all I'll give away...not to mention the fact that I'll need to see it again to really understand what's going on and who's double crossing who. While it was certainly one of the better movies I've seen in some time, it suffers like many sequels with its ending, as it appears that Hartley is planning a third now and the film leaves you hanging. I'll be sure to buy my tickets for part 3 ('Henry Grim'?) in 2017.
Kicking and Screaming (1995)
a favorite
I first saw this movie right after it came out...I was in high school and didn't get it, not the humor or dialog or tone or why it would one day become one of my favorite movies. while not much happens in the movie (relationships change, some people grow up and some regret past decisions), it's the individual scenes that make it so successful. there's so much going on in each conversation, and even in background conversations, that even after perhaps 10 viewings I still don't think I've caught it all. Someone wrote that they hated the characters in this movie because they were unmotivated and represented everything he despised in people...fair enough, I suppose, but for the rest of us who graduated from college without much of an idea about what we wanted to do, other than 'something, someday,' this movie's a real pleasure. So crack a 40, stop not working on that unfinished novel, and check out this film.
Clean (2004)
excellent indie
After watching this film somewhat randomly due to the limited selection from 'vongo,' I checked it out on IMDb and was surprised to see that it had only one broken-English comment. This is a very good, very strange movie. The plot follows a man named Maynard who is trying to get, that's right, clean. Maynard gets a job as a limo driver and the rest of the film follows his adventures with the people he drives around Los Angeles. Many on the scenes are simply small character studies, and some have larger plot arcs that carry through the story. Individually, each scene is well-crafted, and the dialog holds your interest even if it smacks from time to time of 'indiefilm-dialog.' All in all, a very well done movie...the kind that makes you happy you stumbled across it.