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Rango (2011)
Really? Animated Pirates of Caribbean with Wild West background?
I couldn't stand this movie almost right from the very beginning. Most of all, because I directly got the hint of Jack Sparrow in that Rango fella. And amazingly, it's that Depp who (again) took the role of Rango, although it did not surprise me. The movie went from trying to be funny to serious to unbelievably unrealistic and in the end to cool. Sorry people, I am not gonna buy that. It's spot on Pirates of the Caribbean all over again, albeit packed into just one movie ( I do hope so). It's already irritating to see someone copying others' ideas, but i think to sell the very same thing again and again with different package is beyond irritating, it's insulting. I was surprised to see that a lot of people found the movie to be awesome. It's obvious that they will attempt to do this kind of fiasco again, and of course with the same people all over again. I'm intrigued to see if people would someday realize it and I'll surely be watching :)
Bratz (2007)
the most horrible movie i've ever seen
Prior to this, i thought 'Hot Rod' was the dumbest movie ever, but no! There is this movie to the rescue! I pretty much don't understand how people could make something like this professionally. This is def. not for adults, but i believe kids shouldn't watch this too. It's just too dumb to be watched, either for kids or for adults. These people have gone overboard with whatever creative ideas they got there. One word to let you able to picture the whole movie: DISGUSTING! For real, if these girls just want to sing, please please for the love of God, just sing and don't make any dumb movie!!! To be a little bit fair, I sense that they're trying to be kind of making a live-action from some kind of an animation here. But they fail to make it good like the Japanese do with their live-actions. You girls would've been better shopping around in the mall instead of playing in a movie!
Nuga geunyeo-wa jasseulkka? (2006)
I couldn't stop laughing!!!
It started with a musical dance performed by the three students and the hot teacher (Her name is Kim Sa-Rang btw. and not Seong someone like this other person from Sofia wrote. Check before you write, please. Another thing: learn proper English!), who had been suspected by this mean and sadistic math teacher to be playing around and crossing the limit of student-teacher relationship. And then after the show, after he got sick of seeing the dance, which was according to him inappropriate, he spotted a couple, running away looking suspicious. He ran along and followed them to the school library. Well, he actually got left off and got there too late. The couple got the time to do their business and as he came in to the library, they already fled thru the window. Next day, the three suspected students were assembled and tortured to confess. And then the story began. Time got turned back to the time the hot and sexy teacher came for the first time. She wasn't a real teacher yet and in this all-boys school, she was to undergo her trainee time and then become a real teacher. She was then asked to help three students in a class to prepare something for the annual festival. Each of those three students started to fall for her beauty, sexiness, and warmth. Meanwhile, the mean math teacher, who actually had something for this new trainee teacher too, kept observing their activities. The story continued with the telling of each student's background and along the way their personal confrontations with their hot teacher. I forgot to mention what kind of students they are. The 1st one is the class representative who is smart, charming, and a playboy. The 2nd one is the old-looking student. He looked old because of overdosage of traditional herbal medicine. Looking old is not all the side effect caused. He also has a really big penis. The 3rd student is the delinquent of the class. He likes to collect sex toys. All these weird combination, namely the hot teacher, playboy student, old-looking student with a big penis, pervert delinquent student, and the mean math teacher/discpliner lead to a really really funny movie. I couldn't stop laughing at all the weird things they did. This is definitely a must see!!!
Bin-jip (2004)
Simple, Almost Illogical, Yet Stunning!
This movie is really something. It's simple since it doesn't take much time to be understood because the movie talks about things we experience in our lives, but still it makes you take your moment to think about it altogether with your life. I know that this film might not be as simple as i think for many other people, but i'd really wonder why one wouldn't get the movie. The movie sends a bold message about how pure, scary, crazy, changing, and mind-numbing love could be, how life could be so simple, how people always see things differently from each other, how things just happen like that, how people unconsciously make mistakes, and (this one really is the only thing that really scares me to death...no, it's actually way more terrifying than death IMO) how unbelievably scary it is to suddenly find out that what you see, touch, smell, taste, hear, feel, and most of all, believe might not be the truth (or the reality).
One thing that i'm sure people definitely remember from this movie is the being-a-ghost part. In my opinion, it symbolizes how a strong belief and certainty of something could bring such unreal effect. I know that part doesn't seem believable for maybe most people, but then again, you know how things could be that unbelievable in this life. It is almost illogical, but some culture do have things like that and, believe me, the explanation is there, but to understand and accept it, it's up to you. Even though i think that this movie is by no means complicated, there are things that i don't really get though. For example is when the eyes of the boxer closed with eye-like papers and when the weight balance shows 0 Kg. For the latter, i think it's a symbol of vanishing through having such a great love that the couple possess.
How the main characters almost don't talk at all is also something to be underlined. It seems like it has become an integrated style of the director who also wrote the screenplay of this movie. His other movie "Spring Summer Fall Winter...and Spring" is quite similar in dialogue term of the main characters, although the main characters do talk, even though not much. One of the main characters in this movie really doesn't talk at all. It could be just his style or he does have something to say with all this "less talk, let's just act" style.
Wow, i've said a lot...well, this movie is totally recommended to be watched. Watching alone is preferable, or perhaps with other people that could really appreciate a great movie instead of whining all the way along the movie runtime. Remember not to think way too much after watching it. Instead, take a deep breath...
Boksuneun naui geot (2002)
Simply better than Kill Bill by far!
First of all, man, this film really puts a big effort on ending the movie with no happiness. But maybe that's because the film wants to emphasize on how useless taking revenge is. The story itself is simply based on revenge which is caused by a combination of bad luck and stupidity (or maybe i should say "act without much thinking"). Overall, the story is well developed, but too bad it sometimes doesn't pay much attention to details that could be (for some people like me) pretty mind-bugging. Moreover, i find quite a similarity between this film with Kill Bill (sucky Tarantino's film). Both are based on revenge, but too bad that Kill Bill is way more illogical and seems to be trying so hard to joke at some points. This film actually does it too, but it doesn't seem to be giving lots of effort on making itself funny at all. So, this is totally a great movie with a nice message hidden under lots of definitely-not-nice gore actions.