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Charlie's Angels (2019)
My rating is a solid 7, just compensating for the trolls.
My rating is a solid 7, just compensating for the trolls.
Trolls hate this movie because is about women that have an opinion and fight crime.
And most trolls are men with the emotional range of a grain of sand.
Just watch it, it is entertaining and is fun.
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)
Sad movie
Watch it in blue-ray, don't waste your money.
I don't write reviews generally, this is more like a warning.
This movie is a mess, nothing interestin happens, is just a second episode for the real thing which is the 3rd film coming next year.
Birth of the Dragon (2016)
YOU REALLY NEED TO READ THIS (spoilers ahead)
Kung fu panda 4?
OK, this movie is garbage if what you expect is a film about the famous fight.
YOU'LL GOT IT WRONG
Now think about it: A stablished master of the arts, living in a city A second master arrives and they fight each other But at the end they fight together to take down the bad boys (mafia, the emperor, you name it) and free the girls
You all know what this movie is? This is a 70's martial art script refried as the fight between Jack Man and Lee. It has all the elements of a classic martial arts film, but it was disguised by the producers and directors as a biopic, which is not!
And to add more to this mess, the white washing
it looks like is there but there is not white washing here actually, this is kung fu for Americans, not for Chinese. This films is to kung fu–cinema what a hot dog is to cuisine
Now, if the film is about the famous fight then it gets 1 star (because is not possible to give negative calcifications)
But if the film is considered just as what it really is, then I'd say is a 7, just a fun American made kung fu film. Don't get too offended about it, is just Trump's 'merica!
The Grand Tour: Operation Desert Stumble (2016)
laughing out loud!
It's just a laugh, even wife enjoys this. Just watch, but remember, it was never about cars, it's about the Three Amigos.
"Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May bring the traveling Grand Tour tent to The Cradle of Humankind near Johannesburg in South Africa. In this show, the three hosts are forced to become special forces soldiers with an all action challenge at a top secret training base, deep within Jordan. Also in this episode, Jeremy introduces the 800 horsepower Aston Martin Vulcan to the Grand Tour test track, and James is sent to investigate an unusual form of motorsport called spinning."
Marauders (2016)
Much better than the heaters reviews will lead you to think, worse than the trailer makes you think
It's Sunday afternoon, nothing to watch. You are bored, this is your movie. If you want to watch something introspective, just go for "the bridges of madison county". This is not a masterpiece but is good, and I'm an demanding watcher. There are a couple of bad choices at the end, and you feel that with a bit more of effort this movie could have been a huge hit. The plot is very intriguing to me, but I reckon it should be easier to understand it (just a bit easier, cause it may be a bit confusing).
But in general I think it is truly a good movie. Entertaining but not a master piece. A huge surprise. I will never forget those masks! For me is a 7/10. Enjoy it.
Warcraft (2016)
Not an 8, no way
First time I review, I had to do it with this one. I almost expend 25 bucks watching this thing in cinema, I'm happy I didn't. It's a visual opera, that is right, and the story is very original, that is right too. But the jumps in the story, and the torrent of information (too much) that the characters tell you in form of dialogues (that for some reason we should understand), it's what really kills this film. The Orc's story line it's awesome, but the human's story line is lame. They had 2 hours to develop and make the public understand what was going on, but they chose to rush in the critical parts that make the story understandable. They don't explain anything, they just keep moving the story forward and you are supposed to understand everything... The only story line that I got 100% is the orcs, and it's just awesome. The rest... I didn't get a thing. Terrible writing. I can't wait to see the Blue Ray version, though. But this film is not an 8 stars, no F**ING way.
It's a 6 but I thing I have to balance the current rating so I'll go for a 2, just to compensate.