lazerjaguars's Reviews

The Grudge (2019)

1/10

17 April 2020

She makes loud noises, your left arm explode, & turns you into a limp ragdoll crash dummy, & covered the lens in light beer or pee

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Onward (I) (2020)

6/10

17 April 2020

Hopefully Laurel the thicc will be in a prequel about the first 2 minutes

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Hook (1991)

5/10

17 April 2020

Jackie & Maggie hanging in the net are sometimes the size of stuntmen

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Cabin Fever (2016)

3/10

27 March 2020

Warning: Spoilers

Why does red herring ebola make Pancakes explode but Dr. Mambo gets to run around for days mucking about... I'd sure still party with Winston though

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