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The Mist (2007)
WORST ENDING IN MOVIE HISTORY.
This show is alright, definitely not 7/10 though it felt like an underfunded film school project with decent actors but no depth and no character development. But the WORST part is the ending. On my goodness... you would NOT give up that easily and all shoot yourselves in the head. Absolutely ridiculous. A normal sane person would at LEAST get out of the damn car and try walking the rest of the way. It's such a lazy piss poor writing to end a story like that. It literally felt like the writers couldn't think of a creative way to end the story so they throw together this horse crap to try and add some emotion to this story which has absolutely none. I'm stunned so many people rated this above 4 stars. I feel like I could have written this in 7th grade.
Monarch: Legacy of Monsters: The Way Out (2023)
My intelligence is offended.
My GOODNESS. These characters have been getting more and more insufferable every episode, ESPECIALLY May, and this episode broke the camels back. At times I have to do a double take on how BAD some of the lines are. It's like they're in a Spanish telenovela and being overly dramatic on purpose and it is painful and downright embarrassing. More than embarrassing, I'm straight up offended they think they can get away with such piss poor acting and writing as if we are ok with it!? It's offensive to my intelligence and I really hope I'm not alone in feeling that... because it seems every day we get closer and closer to the movie Idiocracy and it's scary... Stop hiring such horrible horrible and cheap actors! We are NOT ok with it and they SUCK.
Under the Banner of Heaven (2022)
Accurate representation of 1% of Mormons.. or less
Wow this show is annoying. Not the plot, just the ridiculous ongoing attempt to portray Mormons and their culture in a grossly exaggerated approach of how they interact, talk, and behave. Clearly the writers pulled their ideas from generalized stigmas and second hand info.
Black Mirror: Metalhead (2017)
Annoying main character. Unrealistic
Kill one of this dumba$$ dogs with 2 hits from a shotgun? I'm pretty sure those wouldn't those wouldn't take over the world... unless everyone was as annoyingly weak and helpless as the main character.