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Lost in Space: Impact (2018)
Season 1, Episode 1
1/10
Idiotic
12 November 2023
Wow what a stupid show. Which writer thought it would be a good idea to instantly freeze water when the temperature outside is clearly not cold enough. As nighttime falls, it's supposed to get colder, yet it starts raining? With snow all around and water flash freezing? At the same time the water continues to freeze in just one area where the girl is frozen.

What's up with the forest fire? You ever see a fire spread like that within 5 seconds? How does someone pitch these ideas to the other writers and whoever else is involved? How did no one question any of this? This is my first and last episode of this show. Moving on.
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1/10
Incredible
12 April 2023
We truly do live in Idiocracy. Society is too far gone. When a movie like this wins multiple oscars, awards, and gets highly rated, there is no going back to the norm. One scene in particular makes it clear how depraved people are nowadays to enjoy this. A random bong rip from a gun, random ketchup bottle, then huge dildos used as weapons, and then finally the ridiculous sausage fingers and mustard scene among so much other garbage. Apparently this randomness is what passes for a multiple oscar winning movie now. I can't tell if this is meant to be artsy or intentionally insulting to humanity. It truly feels like a movie for Idiocracy.
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Black Adam (2022)
1/10
Supercrap
17 December 2022
What the hell did I just watch. Whole movie was literally just a 2 hour long fight scene. I sat here for 20 minutes trying to put into words how bad this movie was but I just don't know where to start. Do I start with the dialog? Do I start with the story? Do I start with the Deadpool/Antman Ryan Reynolds hybrid wanna be? Or this random cyclone chick? Who the hell even are they? They just appeared and pretended like their characters each had their own separate trilogies and we should know everything about them. I just feel brain dead after this. I gained nothing from this but lost 2 hours and 20 minutes of my life writing this review.
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Blood Red Sky (2021)
1/10
What a stupid movie
25 April 2022
Warning: Spoilers
What is this crap. Are they zombies or vampires? Seems like they couldn't decide so they made them vampires to give the people half a brain so they can add some dialog. At the end of the movie they blame everything on Farid and arrest him, but then when the plane blows up they still have no explanation of what happened but decide to let Farid go anyway? We don't even know what exactly the terrorists were after. What a load of garbage.
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5/10
Why tho
23 April 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Why the inefficient cities on wheels. What's the point of that. There was plenty of habitable land everywhere around them. Why the city in the sky? Is that really a good place to build a city? It took one fire to burn it down and kill the entire population. Why couldn't they just build normal cities like the east? They clearly had the technology and engineering capabilities to build monster cities on wheels. Why build something that uses up enough energy to power New York City. Why all that effort to break down the wall in the east? What were they trying to accomplish if they burn the entire city down, they had good land in the west to settle down. Why attempt to ram your city on wheels into the wall as a last resort? The wall was broken down enough to send an army. Also, where was their army? How did a few people manage to take down the city so easily? What were they going to do after ramming down the wall with no army? Why are the most important questions unanswered? It was fun to watch and CGI was good but why were they doing all of this?
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Reacher (2022– )
10/10
THAD
5 February 2022
Thad Castle finally got his big break. Always thought he was a good actor, finally got a big lead role. He deserves it. Can't wait for big lead in a movie.
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Disconnect (I) (2012)
10/10
Underrated
22 November 2021
This might be the most underrated movie of all time. So underrated that I've never heard of it until Nov 2021 and I watch a lot of movies... This is a hidden gem that everyone should watch sometime in their life whenever they hear about it. Keeps you interested throughout the entire movie. Great cast, great acting, and great music.
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2/10
Yawn
19 November 2020
A true story which should never have been made into a movie. Why did they think that a story about a man who discovered nothing in the jungle would be a good screen play? My goodness. Whole movie full of nothing.
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10/10
9's and 10's all around is what this deserves.
25 October 2020
You will binge watch this like I did guaranteed. What an amazing 8 hour movie.
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Love, Death & Robots: Suits (2019)
Season 1, Episode 4
10/10
100% Starcraft
24 August 2020
Only Starcraft fans would see that this is straight up Starcraft. I noticed just from the beginning music. Then the voice and the obvious zerglings. Love it.
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10/10
Wow
28 June 2020
Warning: Spoilers
I did not expect this. I ended up replaying the final song a million times. Awesome feel good movie. Watch it, you won't regret it.

Edit: A million and 5 times. I'm a sucker for romance. This song wraps up the whole movie. Love how she is singing the song to Lars and finally tells him that he is her home and her home is wonderful. At the end she hits that speorg note which I think is the last 3 seconds of the last note. Meaning she sang from the heart. At the end, Lars finally "sees" Sigrit when they do their checking you out thing. There's a lot of meaningful things to dissect during this song. Love this movie.
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Time Trap (2017)
3/10
Good concept
7 June 2020
If the dialogue wasn't written by special ed this could have been a great movie. Concept was awesome, that's it. The rest of everything was trash. Wasted opportunity to make a 8+ movie.
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5/10
Good, but...
9 April 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Watched it, liked it. Then looked into the actual story. Seems like every scene was a lie. Nothing happened as it did in Jeremy's book. I understand it's a movie but it's based on a true story. At least make some of the details the way that they actually happened. Why make Jean-Luc part of the love triangle when it was someone else? Jeremy didn't meet Melissa in college but they met after he graduated. Also, they didn't even go to the same college. Cmon.
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Designated Survivor (2016–2019)
1/10
Disappointing 3rd season
10 March 2020
Ofc Hollywood has to shove gay sex and swearing for the sake of swearing down our throats. Yes I'm a conservative, no I don't care about swearing or your sexual preference. But this show didn't have any of that in season 1 and 2 and it didn't need it season 3. Season 3 was beyond being politically correct. It was about a delusional message to the world. The liberals in these comments don't care about a decent show ruined. They just like that their perversion is being shoved down everyone's throats. Nobody cares. Quit ruining things.
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Designated Survivor: The Final Frontier (2018)
Season 2, Episode 12
10/10
Jack Bauer
5 March 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Perfect timing for Audrey to join the show after the First Lady died. This show is like if Jack Bauer went into politics instead of becoming a federal agent. Parallel universe.
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1/10
Garbage
27 November 2019
Idk how this movie got a 7.9 but I'll help bring it down to what it should be at. What's the point of all the nothing scenes and the nothing chit chat in these scenes? To make this movie drag the way it did? Complete waste of time.
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Joker (I) (2019)
10/10
Wow
5 October 2019
It's hard to describe how good this movie was. I just know the sequel will be amazing. Can't wait.
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Black Mirror: Smithereens (2019)
Season 5, Episode 2
1/10
Thought provoking?
6 June 2019
So what exactly is so thought provoking about this episode that so many of you are writing about? Are you just now figuring out that everyone is addicted to their phones and "curious" about everything? Where is the technology and plot twist that Black Mirror is famous for? Another great show ruined by lazy writers. That's what you need to think about.
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Black Mirror: Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too (2019)
Season 5, Episode 3
1/10
Writers strike?
6 June 2019
So what's going on with writers recently? Game of Thrones and now this? Are they just lazy or what?
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Game of Thrones: The Bells (2019)
Season 8, Episode 5
3/10
Only one way to fix this season
14 May 2019
The only way they can fix this season is if the whole battle of Kings landing was Bran having a dream about the future. Please let this be an epic twist to the finale..
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